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When you take her to your place, tell your friends to wait outside your bedroom door. All is revealed in our frequently asked questions. Donkey Punch — While engaged in anal sex and are about to ejaculate, you punch the girl in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that much better.

This procedure is most effective from behind. Puerto Rican Fog Bank While 69ing with your partner, release a cloud of sphincter fog directly into her nostrils. Can be very painful.

This makes her look like someone whose name is Dirty Sanchez. Mushy Biscuit This is actually a very fun game.

She tells you she has a boyfriend, but she ends up going home with you anyway for a one-night stand. Gobstopper With two hands, spread your tramp's anus open, then spit a big-ass loogie down the asshole then close it back up. To reach true Lorena status, you must take the severed dick for a drive and then toss it out the window.

Dictionary of Obscure Sexual Terms Angry Dragon Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose.

The Popcorn Trick First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Mushy Biscuit This is actually a very fun game.

The Shocker When you insert your index and middle fingers in the woman's vagina and pinky in her anus. See if you can hang on for 8 seconds cowboy.

The Seatbelt While one fag straddles his partners cock, he receives a blowjob from the fruitcake on the bottom. Shrimping The term for licking or sucking your partner's toes.